sweaty, you can't trademark the smirking face. I'll tell apple. they're going to sue you. ur gonna be broke soon. watch out. take that TM out of your profile name or you're gonna be sued. or i'll just sue you.
okay, so, that was lame but let's just get right into it.
first off, your bio is me in a nutshell, and I love it - it's hilarious which makes me think/know that you're hilarious which right off the bat makes me like you. also, your profile pic - if that's dua lipa and i'm not just blind as a bat's asshole, i love you even more because um my QUEEN?? aside from that you seem like such a cute account that i will for sure obsess over when i have the time?? and from what i know, well, a lot of people asked me to roast you so that must mean you have a lot of friends which makes me believe you're probably a great person so - insert a gif of glenn coco cause i don't have my computer to download gifs here - props to you and keep being super adorable, sweetheart!
xoxo, exposed.
( lmao we already got almost 3k views on this shit )
