111k followers - 1 + 1 + 1 = 3. kmbell92 = 8 letters. kitty bell = 9. 9 - 8 = 1. 92 (the numbers in her username). 9 + 2 = 11. 1 + 1 + 1 (from her name) = 3.
Illuminati confirmed (yes I keep doing this but hell i'm not the greatest at exposing don't fight me on this - also how does one roast kmbell92 like? come at me kids but you know it's impossible. therefore, i'm falling back on my dead memes and jokes to do this shit - okay let's just begin this shit.)
I held off doing this account for many reasons, but mostly because there's not really a good way to praise this account; I mean, hell, she is the queen of Harry Potter fanfiction and all around like one of the best fanfiction writers I've ever read, so it's pretty fucking hard to sum that shit up easily. But I get it, you want me to shittily roast her, so here goes. Stop telling me to do her - also just cause every time I get a message or comment to 'do' someone I laugh too hard because i'm a child at heart who laughs at dumb sex jokes that only exist in my head.
(stop judging me)
Anyways, where to start? Well, this author basically (unknowingly) shaped my (non-existent) Wattpad career. her story 'Alley Cat' was one of the first fanfictions I read on Wattpad, the first being a really creepy ass story between Snape and Hermione that probably messed up my mind, and from there, I grew to love fan fiction and write it myself and come to love it all myself. I can't say I've read every single one of her books because I am shit at keeping up with stories, but I can say from what I've read, she's just a phenomenal author and has this magical ability for making me love a character by the first sentence - wait, fuck that, every time she posts a new story I already know that I'm going to be attached to them and treasure them in my mind until the day I'm old and drooling and have no more teeth left. I think most people on this site or at least reading this book have read at least one of her books, so I don't think I need to 'sell' you on any of them because, hell, her stories are just pieces of art, to say it plainly. Even if you're not into Harry Potter or fanfictions, she has so many original stories that continue to break my heart and mend it again in a matter of paragraphs - Love, Tom is still one of my favourite stories and will continue to be until, like I said, I'm wrinkled and screaming about kids and how irritating they are (hell who am I kidding I do that already). She's a sassy, smart, hilarious, wonderful queen of wattpad and could excite me about any of her books - legit she could write a fucking book about bar codes and how we function with them in society and I'd read it from start to finish.
Again, there is so much to say about this author and to say about every single one of these authors in this book. However, I don't really think I need to elaborate further; her amazing writing and profile and sense of humour speak for itself. And if you're one of the few people left on wattpad that belong to the dying species of people who haven't read one of her books, honey, go now because you're missing out. a lot.
xoxo, exposed.
