January 3rd, 2017
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macyjones: seths pretty good at golf... i think we all know the reason for that
tagged: sethjones
sethjones: hEY
calebjones: hello brother sethjones
justinjones: heyyyy brothers
macyjones: wassup bitches
zachwerenski: why'd the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
zachwerenski: CAUSE HE GOT A HOLE IN ONE
dylanlarkin: oh my god, thats a knee slapper zachwerenski
dylanstrome: what do you call a deer with no eyes?
mitchmarner: dylanstrome i have no eye-deer
dylanstrome: holy shit man did you hear that one before? mitchmarner
mitchmarner: WAIT THAT WAS THE ACTUAL JOke? I was just tryin to be punny dylanstrome
joshanderson: oh so we're telling jokes now?
auston_matthews: NO NO NO NO NO N O
williamnylander: let the damn man tell his joke goddamnit auston_matthews
joshanderson: ty willy, now *clears throat*
joshanderson: what did the buffalo say to his son when he went off to collage?
camatkinson: oh i have no idea, what?
joshanderson: bison !! get it? like bye-son?!!
auston_matthews: *face palms* smh
auston_matthews: THESE ARE INSTAGRAM COMMENTS, THESE ARE SUPPOSE TO BE ABOUT HOW GORGEOUS MACY IS OR HOW BAD SETH IS AT GOLF. NOT JOKES
joshanderson: hey at least ya didn't call em dumb auston_matthews
zachwerenski: & we shall make a gc just for you matts ! 💘 auston_matthews
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group chat- seth, zach, auston, macy, josh, alex, william nylander,
william karlsson, mitch, dylan larkin, dylan strome, connor, caleb
zach went skiing: do ya wanna hear a construction joke?
matts: no
zach went skiing: thats good cause im still working on it
mitchy marns: you kinda walked right into that one auston
the better jones: what do you call a cow with no legs?
sethy jones: uh dead?
the better jones: gROUND BEEF !!
seths brother: ha ha good one mace
jj anders: whats the best thing about living in switzerland?
jj anders: idk but the flags a big plus !
mcdavo: i dont get it
iceberg: plot twist, number one draft pick isnt good with flags
larks:
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larks: welcome toooo dylan larkin's fUN WITH FLAGS
karl: okay okay enough of that
karl: knock knock
the better jones: whos there?
karl: etch
mcdavo: etch who?
karl: bless you !!
stromer: oml i had to say that out loud to understand that
larks: i tried to take a picture of the fog
larks: i mist
zach went skiing: that was actually pretty good
seths brother: you're only saying that cause hes your best friend
zach went skiing: exactly
the better jones: trying not to take offence to that
sethy jones: ^^
zach went skking: shit abort abort
zach went skiing: so i told my girlfriend
zach went skiing: her eyebrows were drawn on too high
matts: wowow you got a gf?
zach went skiing: she looked surprised
mitchy marns: ahahahahha
matts:
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that gif is officially my fav
YOU ARE READING
IN THE END.
Fanfiction━━ ZACH WERENSKI! ❝ It's pathetic really, how much I still hope it's me and you in the end.❞ mainly social media- messages, instagram, ect. [columbus blue jackets] [zach werenski] © nazemkadri 2017
