What Zane Knows About Sex

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Zane: Everything I know about sex I learned from video games.

Zane: One-- it protects you.

Zane: Two-- you never get to see the weinis.

Garroth: Which is bullshit.

Zane: Three-- you just have to talk to people a bunch until they want to have sex with you.

Stargazer: Literally none of those things are true.

Zane: Oh?

Dante: Have sex with me.

Zenix: No.

Dante: Have sex with me.

Zenix: I told you no.

Dante: Have sex with me.

Zenix: Alright--

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