David x Daniel [Camp Camp]

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[author's note shit: yes.]

Daniel's pov:

I FUCKING HEARD EVERYTHING MAX THINKS I CAN'T FUCKING HEAR WHAT A FUCKING RETARDED CHILD HE IS.

Third person pov:

As for Daniel who heard everything he was quite pissed at Max.
"M-Max... you kn-now he wouldn't do t-that right?...."
David was fucking scared
"OF COURSE DANIEL WOULD DO THAT SHIT HE'S JUST FUCKING GAY. HEY YOU KNOW WHAT IF DANIEL WANTS TO DO NASTY SHIT TO YOU HOW ABOUT GET. FUCKING. MARRIED."
Max whispered-yelled
"That sounds amazing Max, thank you for the idea"
Daniel joineD
"R-R-Really Daniel???"
David what the fuck are you doing.
Daniel grabbed David's hand. -lmaosofuckinggay-
"WHEN WILL I EVERY FUCKING DIE!!!!!"
Max is dying inside
"Hey. Language, Daniel you really like me?..."
David questioned Daniel while blushing
"Y-Yes David, I truly love you~"
Daniel fucking blushed crimson red
"FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT!!!" Max yelled
"ALSO, DAVID I'M TELLING GWEN YOUR FUCKING QUITTING!"
Max was shouting and running to the camp
"W-WHAT!?!? MAX YOU BETTER FUCKING DON'T!!!"

David is angry.

Daniel's pov:

I love seeing David mad... He's so cute! Oh shit i realised im fucking gay. Also Max's idea is perfect I am going to marry the man of my life!!~♡

Time skip brought to you by DAVID X MAX PORNO

DON'T FUCKING SHIP THEM THAT'S FUCKED UP WHOEVER SHIPS THEM I'M CALLING CHRIS HANSEN.

Still Daniel's pov:

David and I are chasing Max so David won't loose his job. I honestly don't know why he loves this fucking hell-hole

"GWEN!!!" "MAX STOP!" David yelled

"CaN YOU GUYS STOP YELLING, GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE AND HELP ME!!"
Space kid is crying. David joineD
"Why is space kid crying?" David saiD
"Space kid realises that being an astronaut makes him a greedy fucking bastard. That's why he's crying"
Gwen replied
"Gweeeeen. Language..."
"Yeah yeah BUT SERIOUSLY HELP ME!"
"OKAYOKAYOKAYOKAY
OKAYOKAY
OKAYOKAY"

1 FUCKING HOUR LATER.

"Well guys imma go to my bed I'm tired."
Space kid went off to bed [lol]

"Okay David."
Gwen seems to be angry
"WHY IS DANIEL HERE, EXPLAIN DAVID!!!"
Holy shit Gwen is pretty pissed right now
"You see Gwen it's because Daniel was desperate to see David. Also David is gay for him, and they want to get married, live a really fucking hApPy gay life too. So pretty much David is quitting."
MAX YOU PIECE OF-
"What?", "wait, wait, wait, wait..."
oh boy.
"David... you like... men??"
No shit Sherlock "WELL....UHHHHHHHH....--"
I grabbed David's arm
"Look GwEn. David and I are not getting married, BUT we are only going to be together andprobablygetmarriedonedaysodontjudgeusahh~...."
SHIT I'M SWEATING AND BLUSHING?! WHA?
"WHAT, YOU CLEARLY SAID YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED NOW!!" Max yelled
"You t-thought wrong kiddo!"

THIRD PERSON POV

Daniel is nervous, Max is very pissy right now, David blushing madly, and for Gwen is real fucken confused
"Pardon me Gwen, but I am not quitting the job. Mac is just saying some shamy rumors."
David said to Gwen
"Riiiiiiiight..."

*anime girl voice* TIME SKIP!!~
(basically just 30 minutes later)

Gwen is quite stressed from the whole day, David tells her to go to sleep & the campers too. As for MaX and Daniel are just death glaring each other
"Well おやすむの
Max-chan"
Daniel said to Macintosh
"yeah, yeah night you weeb piece of shit"
"なぬ?!"
Daniel-kun semi-yelled
"DANIEL STOP!"
Max is annoyed bye Daniel-kun. Max is OFF to sleep.

20 minutes later れろえろれろ。。。

"So...Daniel....What brings you here?.."
David is blushing wow what a gaylord
"It's been pretty a long time with out you David-san..."
Daniel has anime eyes
"Did you go to Japan after you were sent to the hospital?"
David-san questioned Daniel-kun with anime eyes too.

<pretty much like Karamatsus' eyes..>

"Yeah I did it was quite a journey going there, I saw a lot of big boobs over there"
Daniel-kun is not blushing at his comment
"W-WhAt?! You know it's rude to see a woman's breasts r-r-right?!?"
David-kun whispered yelled,
"I know. But that doesn't mean that I stared at the titties. I wanted to go to Japan to the yaoi mangas they got there, because-"
Daniel-kun was interrupted
"What does ya-oi mean?"
David-san questioned.
"I'll show you David-san"
Daniel-kun booped David-san while blushing...

HAHAHAAHAHA CLIFFHANGER LEMON IS CUMMING MY DUDES REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Also thanKs for the 1.1k views owo never knew this book would get that much attention lmao