"Batman" — best friend
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You: who are you?
Batman: You forgot me?
Batman: THAT DOESNT HURT (NAME)
Batman: IT REALLY DOESNT
You: WELLL SOMEONE CHANGED
MY CONTACT NAMES
Batman: oH
Batman: What did they change my name to?
You: Batman
Batman: MWAHAHAHA
You: Now tell me who are you?
Batman: I'm batman
Batman: NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
You: Is this Jungkook?
Batman: What no
You: Jhope then?
Batman: Still nope
You: describe yourself pls ㅠ_ㅠ
Batman: ok ok
Batman: I'm currently sitting right now and I'm at BigHit Entertainment right now.
You: I said describe YOURSELF, not where you are
You: But that helped
You: Guess I have to go there to find out
Batman: yea sure :')
*few minutes*
You: DONT YOU DARE ESCAPE BECAUSE I AM ALREADY HERE
Batman: HA GOODLUCK WITH THAT
You: Where u at?
Batman: Dance room :>
You: sht HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO TEXTED ME IF ALL OF YOU ARE HERE??
Batman: Check who's bringing a phone
You: BUT ALL OF YOU ARE BRINGING A PHONE
You: I HEARD A RINGTONE
You: GOTCHA TAEHYUNG
Batman: Good guess
Batman: But you still failed to recognize me :(
You: I'm sorry Taetae :'(
Batman: Apology not accepted ㅠㅠ
You: You want to go to a dog cafe?
Batman: OMG OF COURSE HOW CAN I REFUSE
Batman: THANK YOU (NAME)!!!
You: sIKE
