The Park

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by Yaoi_and_Anime

by Yaoi_and_Anime

SHORT

Your POV:

   You woke up to sunshine coming in through the window. You yawned and stretched and looked at the time. You had about half an hour before you had to leave. You put on a nice outfit and made your hair look all cute and shit. After eating some breakfast, you grabbed your (bag, purse, whatever) and headed towards the park where you would meet Nagito for your date.
   You had had a crush on the boy for quite a while, and when he asked you out you were overjoyed. You have been dating for about a week and things have been pretty good.
   When you arrived at the park, you looked around until you spotted the familiar mop of white hair. He waved at you as you approached.
You were about to greet him when you noticed a really weird bulge in his pants where his crotch should be. You tilted your head confused. "Nagito, wtf do you have stuffed down you pants?"
Nagito looked down and smiled. "A bagel." A bagel? Wtf is this boy talking about?
   "What?" You said. "What do you mean?"
   Without saying a word he stood up and pulled down his pants, underwear and all. On his dick was a bagel.
   You shielded your eyes and screamed "NAGITO WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!??!!!" You frantically tried to pull his pants up but it was too late.
   His bagel dick had been spotted by a woman and her two children. The woman tried to cover her children's eyes but it was too late. They had seen everything. The kids screamed and ran away and the mother followed after. Those poor kids were never the same again.
   You finally managed to get the boys pants up, taking off the bagel in the process. You started eating the bagels and grabbed Nagito's hand. "C'mon. Let's go to the movies or something."

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Sorry idk what this is. I'm tired. Also, sorry about the hiatus. I have no inspiration. I'm gonna try to update my books more often though.