Frozen

  Once upon a time, in a far, far away country called Arendallianacaliciumhydroxide, there lived a girl who wielded ice, and her name was Elsiana, and she was the heir to the throne. She had a sister, Anniana, who was an utter peasant. She had no powers, and she certainly wasn't as pretty as her sister. But she had a secret talent: The talent to make salad plates appear out of nowhere, which was pretty useful because, man, you never knew when you needed salad plates. 

  Anyways, one day, while Anniana and Elsiana were outside playing when Elsiana accidentally struck her with a huge ass ice bolt thing on the chest. Anniana fell to the ground and fainted.  

  "MUM! DAD!" Elsiana screamed. 

  "What?!" her parents screamed back. 

  "I THINK ANNIANA IS DEAD." 

  "WHO THE HELL IS ANNIANA?" 

  "YOUR PEASANT DAUGHTER." 

  "OKAY, CAN. JUST GO BACK TO BED, WE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT LATER." 

  "WHY NOT NOW?" Elsa screamed. 

  "JUST LET IT GO, LET IT GO-" 

  "DAMN, THAT SONG IS CATCHY," Elsa giggled. 

  "Elsiana..." Anniana suddenly grabbed Elsiana's ankle.

  "AHHHH!!!" screamed Elsiana, shooting out another ray of ice. 

"REALLY? ANOTHER BOLT OF ICE? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? KILL ME?" Anniana screamed. 

"Well, you are a peasant..." Elsiana shrugged. Anniana rolled her eyes and fainted again, causing Elsiana to cry hysterically. 

"Woah! What happened?" Elsiana turned to see some blondie holding a huge block of ice. 

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?" 

"I'm Kristoff," blondie shrugged.

"Okay, wait... HOW DID YOU GET IN?" 

"Let it go, let it go-" 

Anniana started having a seizure, temporarily being awakened. "Will someone stop singing that song? I'M DYING." She became limp once again. 

"Please, Kristoff, can you heal my sister?" 

Kristoff shrugged. "Okay." Raising his arm, he threw down a pokeball. "PIKACHU! I SUMMON YOU!" The room exploded in bright light 

i love frozen, and this is random. I was bored. :P