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by Dychy101

by Dychy101

You ran outside and bumped into someone making you both fall to the ground. You growned and held your head to look up to...crisp packet.

There he was...his perfectly toned packet right in front of you. You were so hypnotised by the sight you didn't notice he spoke to you..he actually...spoke to you. "Hello? You listening" his voice was perfect, it matched him perfectly. "Oh um s-sorry" 'shit I'm stuttering..keep it cool be cool' "Erm I got to go make some dustbins and grate some CHEESE so bye" you quickly turned around mentally face palming yourself and cringing until you came to an abrupt stop. He grabbed your wrist. God was your heart beating at an inhuman speed. "I'll come with" you both were walking till you seen MC Mikey in the distance with the curtain people. "What are you doing" you sighed and face palmed until a gust on wind came your way. You looked at crisp packet to see he was no longer next to you but instead been lifted in the air by the wind. Well that's that.. as you go back to walking your best friend comes by obviously with his pigeons and grating cheese letting them land on his toenails and watching them dance..."Oh heyy (y/n)" you just waved simply and bent down to pet her toenails..."aw she's so cute what's her name?" Then it hit you..he just stared at you disgusted by what you just said.."are you.." here it comes "trying to" oh God "assume ITS GENDER?!" What have I got myself into seriously.. "I'm gonna say it" he almost whispered "wait" "I-Im gonna say it" what is my life? "I DON'T CARE THAT YOU BROKE YOUR ELBOW" ...... well shit then

They u go mortals Btw MC Mikey is a real person and is my sdumbf so ya tar tar mortals