"Ryan, we need to talk" "Yes Brendon?" Ryan said. "Ryan, i'm breaking up with you." Ryan was heartbroken how could his boyfriend, Brendon Urie, break up with him? They had a great relationship,or so he thought. "Why?" asked Ryan. "Well.........." said Brendon "You have an addiction. An addiction to cheese whiz."
"why do you say that?"
"It all started when we were supposed to get chips and you got cheese whiz. From that moment on all you bought was cheese whiz. You ate it all day and wouldn't even talk to me. sometimes you go through 21 bottles a day. I remember when you would come home and all you would talk about was cheese whiz. I remember the night you overdosed. I found you in the bathtub with a bottle of cheese whiz in your hand. The doctors were worried you might not make it."
Brendon started to cry.
"Then there was the time you tried to trade me for 2,000 bottles of cheese whiz after you went broke. Ryan do you love me at all?" The tears were flowing down Brendon's face now.
"Kinda?" Ryan said
"This is what i mean Ryan you don't love me because of cheese whiz. And worst of all i've been cheating on you."
"What?!" Ryan said.
"I know Ryan but she understood. She had a friend go through this exact same thing. Her name is Sarah Orzechowski. I've been seeing her for 5 months now. It might seem wrong but she was there for me when no one else was. I checked you into rehab and you'll be going tomorrow."
"But........."
"No buts Ryan You have a problem! I love you but i just can't deal with this anymore!"
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Ryan Ross's cheese whiz addiction
FanfictionA story from an individual who became addicted to cheese whiz and how he is dealing with it.
