Dear Diary,
Okay so bob here has got something to say, I just wanna know what is is that makes the ladies love me so much?
Is it my weave?
My charm?
My muscles?
My gluteus Maximus?
My pecks?
My abs of steel?
My hat I wear?
My ;)?
Like ladies- or guys, I ain't just one, what is it that makes me so great?
What's that, everything? You're too kind ;)
💋
