Dear diary,
The memes! Oh the horror! Our show was canceled and now so is my life!
How do I function if I can't get ladies through memes! Someone help me through these dark times and dark crevices! My life is a seed! You're afraid to eat me for I could explode and kill you! But at least you'd be touching all of this! I mean it's a blessing to even graze me!
Anyways, Brittany and I have something to tell you. We may have hooked up once but none of you will understand unless you know Brittany but everyone should know Brittany, she's too Kool fo sk001!
So am I cool kats!
Ah, I'm a dad
But also your daddy
💋
