Memestar's dream & troll

Chapter 3: Derpness

(Picture above is Memepaw look without her sunglasses, the picture is drawn by a friend of mine)

Memepaw kept staring into baeleaf's red eyes, the MedicineCat of LolClan held an emotionless face.
"Memepaw...I have something serious to tell you..." She moewed with sort of cold tone.

Memepaw swallowed, she had always found Baeleaf creepy.
The young She-cat never understood why she became MedicineCat in first place, she never knew anything about herbs "Y-yes?" Anyway, she responded.

"Donkeyhater hated you so much that he farted!??!!!! That's gross!" Baeleaf stood, looking down and nosing the apprentice.
Memepaw facepawed, her Clanmates were always stupid and weirdos.
How did they survive this long anyway?.

Baeleaf shook her head from side to side and started yelling at Comedypaw for no reason, she just wanted apprentice so she could have someone to tell at.

Memepaw rolled her eyes, it was unseen due to her wearing a sunglasses, she got up and walked outside the den, while Baeleaf didn't notice.
When she had been in the middle of LolClan camp, she spotted the sight of Destroyingpaw and his three followers.

She stared as Boipaw whispered at Destroyingpaw ear, the mottled tom turned at her with a slight smirk "Hey mememouse! You look ugly today!."
Memepaw narrowed her eyes on him, she raised her fluffy tail "Really? Good! I was trying to look like you today!" She gave a unforgettable reply.

"Roasted!" Comedypaw head popped out the MedicineCat den again.

Destroyingpaw eyes lowered in annoyance, so did Lulupaw, she would never allow anyone- especially an ugly apprentice to insult her senpai "Hey! Memefart! Who do you think yourself to insult my Destroyingpaw-sama!!" She snarled.

"You know that a warriors trollfic and not an anime..right?" Thefandom moewed from background.

"Memepaw!!!!! You're alive!!!! My sweetheart!!!!" DundunDuuunnpaw yelled.
"Don't love this Ugly apprentice!!!!" Diamondbooty yelled at her son.

"Strong strong strong! I'm strong! That's why I'm named Strongmuscle!" Strongmuscle singed.
"Dear!! Want some hugs!!" Motherlove yelled to her kit.

"Oooooooh yeah! I'm supercat!!" her father that she never seen before flied above her.
"I hate you all..." Weirdstar moewed coldly.
FrozenElsa was singing "Let it go! Let it go! Cold never bothered LolClan anyway!."

Meanwhile, Memepaw just sat there, as if she never existed...she felt like this place was more of Crazy cases camp more than a Clan camp, but...was it that....
She stared at Sandy ground under her paws..and then she closed her eyes.

She let her legs to air and ran out of camp in a heartbeat "YOU ALL IDIOTS!!!!!."

Despite it being an unnecessary drama, she cried as tears rolled from her eyes.
She finally stopped and started sobbing, "hey? You alright?" A normal feminine voice asked behind her.

And then, as she turned.. she saw Derpface, the most normal cat in her Clan.

End of Chapter

Yuuuuuup! Cliffhanger!!!! Yum! Yum!
And sorry...short chapter but I'm busy this days...