Shawn Mendes Imagines

pickup lines

Just some lame pickup lines Shawn uses to make you laugh.

Also, Shawn's GQ Italia shoot basically killed me, but since I'm a secret super hero I came back alive.

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"Are you a photographer? 'Cause I can picture us together."

"Babe, I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me"

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs exist, right?"

"You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real."

"So I heard you like water. Good, you already like 70% of me."

"Are you a beaver? 'Cuz dammmmm"

"Are you a star? 'Cause baby you are outta this world."

"You can call me nemo, cause I ain't afraid to touch the butt."

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Sorry I know these are pretty lame. Having a bit of writers block.

So be sure to comment any requests you want me to do. Also. Don't forget to vote!

Until next time.

Han.

Xo

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