Breakfast and Alcohol

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Once me and Layla got in their apartment,I had her cook all ten eggs in one big pan, and I was cooking the meats.

Once all the food was done we went to wake up the boys.

I walked into Dan's room,and saw him sleeping peacefully. I went to the other side of his bed and laid their taking in the view that I'll never be able to wake up to cause Dan's adorable and would never like me like that.

I rolled over so I was straddling Dan.  He's so fucking cute!!!! I moved his head to the other side with one finger,kissed his soft spot.

Dan started to stir and then woke up.

*Dan's p.o.v.*

"I - I really l-like you,Kayleena."

"I know I only met you yesterday but I really like you too,Dan." Kayleena said and then started kissing my neck in just the right place.

Then I woke up and Kayleena was on top of me.

"You're lucky you woke up,I was about to start biting"she said with a smile "breakfast is ready." she said and rolled off of me walking down the hallway

*Layla's p.o.v*

I went into Phil's room and and looked over at him. Awwh he was so cute sleeping, it made me want to crawl in next to him and sleep too. But I started jumping on the bed. Then I accidently jumped on Phil's leg and fell off the bed.

*Phil's p.o.v*

I felt like I was in the ocean I kept moving up and down. Then I felt something on my leg and heard a loud thud. I woke up and saw Layla climbing back on the bed.

"What are you doing here?" I asked groggily.

"Me and Kay snuck in cause the door was unlocked. We made breakfast," Layla said.

"Oh cool...I'll be out in a sec." I said and she walked out.

Wait no come back! I said in my head.

*Dan's p.o.v*

Once I got dressed I went into the loo and sure enough there was a light blue bruise on my neck. Thank god I woke up in time if she had given me a full love bite fans would think Phan is real.

I walked into Phil's room. "Did Lay wake you up?"

"Yeah why?" Phil asked "and why do you have a love bite on your neck?"

"It's how Kay woke me up."

"Oh ,Lay just jumped on my bed."

"You like her don't you?" I said wiggling my eyebrows.

"Shut up!" Phil shouted blushing.

I laughed and went into the kitchen without bothering to fix my hobbit hair. When I got into the kitchen Layla freaked out.

"Hobbit hair! Ahh!! Kay the hobbit hair is real!!" Layla shouted running around.

Kay and I burst out laughing. We ended up rolling on the floor laughing. Lay was rolling on the floor too,but she was fangirling. Phil came out and looked at us weirdly. Then he saw Lay and laughed with us. We finally composed ourselves after a few minutes. We stood up and started eating.

*Layla's p.o.v*

While we were eating Phil took my bacon.

"That's turkey bacon," I lied.

"No it's not," Phil replied taking a bite.

I cursed under my breath. Then I got a devious plan. I walked into Phil's room real quick and grabbed his Lion. I took out my pocket knife.

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