Group Chat || BTS x Blackpink

Bae

ChikinChikin: hejiwieis

ChikinChikin: jejeueujd

ChikinChikin: keksirif

ChikinChikin: so...boreedd

ChikinChikin: why did it have to rain today?????

ChikinChikin: STOP READING MY MESSAGES AND RESPOND TO ME

milkisbae: whaaat

ChikinChikin: yaay u responded to me

Worldwidehandsome: I responded too

ChikinChikin: I dont care if you responded to me or not.  Only matters if jennie responded

Worldwidehandsome: I'm hurt

sunnysideup: sounds like you need some hope

Worldwidehandsome: Nope im good

ChikinChikin: this convo is so dry

milkisbae: exactly

ChikinChikin: where's lisa..and chae

Worldwidehandsome: They went out with kookie, tae and Jimin the should be back any minute now

ChikinChikin: HOW COULD YOU LET THOSE ANIMALS GET NEAR MY PRECIOUS DAUGHTERS ARE YOU INSANE

Worldwidehandsome: THEY WERE JUST GOING TO THE STORE

ChikinChikin: AFTER THE STORE THEY MIGHT TAKE THEM TO A MOTEL

ChikinChikin: IM TOO YOUNG TO BECOME A GRANDMA

milkisbae: chill. Maybe tae and jungkook might do that. But Jimin???? Noooooo

milkisbae: well maybe jimin...

ChikinChikin: AHHHH

Worldwidehandsome: Oh look. Theyre home now

ChikinChikin: TELL THEM TO TEXT ME RIGHT NOW

Worldwidehandsome: jeez i will jisoeomma.

pastaaaaaaaa: hi jisooo~ jin told me your acting weird

Thebestmaknae:  WEAK

ChikinChikin: DID THOSE BOYS TOUCH YOU??

Thebestmaknae: idk? Did they?? ;))))

Theperfectmaknae: Yeah Jisoo.. did we touch them ;)))))

TaeTae: ;))))))

pastaaaaaaaa: ;)))))

mochimochi: ;)

milkisbae: this is hilarious ;)

ChikinChikin: well jokes on you. Im about to disown BOTH OF YOU

milkisbae: rip children

Worldwidehandsome: rip

Worldwidehandsome: Woaahh but where is my ex-husband??

milkisbae: he's with me and yoongi watching a scarryyyy moviieee

milkisbae: actually i should turn the phone on mute 15 more minutes left of the movie

Worldwidehandsome: he already cheated on me with 2 different people i knew this would would happen

Worldwidehandsome: i should file a divorce

Thebestmaknae: Jin make me some foood~

pastaaaaaaaa: but we just ate

Thebestmaknae: your point is??

pastaaaaaaaa: ....

ChikinChikin: lisa trying to get thicc

Thebestmaknae: thicker than a snicker

Theperfectmaknae: im the snicker

Thebestmaknae: kys anyways im going in your room and mario cart better be on.

Theperfectmaknae: your going to lose anyways but ok

Thebestmaknae: K Y S

TaeTae: i wanna play toooo

mochimochi: yeah i wanna playy

pastaaaaaaaa: me toooo

Thebestmaknae: i love the fact how we're all in different rooms in the same house we could easily talk to each other but we're just that lazy to talk

Nondestruction: that was such a good movie

infiresMan: yeah

milkisbae: yall were crying tho

Nondestruction: crying manly tears

milkisbae: ... Sure whatever you say

sunnysideup: BAKSU JAKK JAKK JAKK JAKK

sunnysideup: im a hoe for seventeen

milkisbae: where do you even pop up from like do you have a life

sunnysideup: my hearteu im crying

milkisbae: cool

ChikinChikin: Cool

sunnysideup: girls are so mean i see why jungkook was afraid of girls (he probably still is)

sunnysideup: anyways im hungry

WorldWideHandsome: RIGHT ON TIME I COOKED SUM GOOD STUFF it'll make you scream "YAH"

infiresMan: hyung your the only one that says that

WorldWideHandsome: YYYAAAHHH

WorldWideHandsome: food makes nut

ChikinChikin: please don't say inappropriate things on this kid friendly, christian, non profanity chat

WorldWideHandsome: inapproriate things

ChikinChikin: ....

milkisbae: Someone is triggered

infiresMan: T R I G G E R E D

infiresMan: ahh my hands are tired from texting that im taking a nap

Guess who has no ideas.....ME anyways it took me like 4 months to finish this chapter lol