Hella Gay Shots

Evan Horror Picture Show

WARNING: There will be singing from most of the Banana Bus Crew. ~HoodiniClown 

The building was dark, even the bright lighting didn't make it look any lighter. 

You may even think the building is completely empty, but oh, are you wrong my darling. 

Laughter erupts from the building, the most psychopathic ever. The couple inside panic after the so called, "Time Warp". "Who is that?" Lauren whimpers as she clings onto Brock. 

A man or... woman(?) Comes down a flight a steps. They have on shiny high heel boots and a really tight, leather, dark blue dress. Her/His head has kind of a buzz cut. Black lipstick and blue eye shadow is on their face. Lauren decides to call it he, she may be wrong, but she'll be corrected. The man smiles and his teeth are an extra white, and a little sharp looking. He turns around to face away from the couple, a huge clown tattoo peaks over his dress. Piercings are seen in both ears, a few black studs on each ear. The laughter is heard again and Lauren squeezes Brock's arm again. The so called Delirious smirks at the frightfulness of the woman. He gets closer to the couple, "How do you do? I-"

"See you've met my-" 

"Faithful handyman," Delirious gestures towards a tall black haired man, who's name is Nogla. 

"He's just a little brought down, because-"

"When you knocked," Delirious leans into Brock "he thought you were... the candy man." Delirious pushes away from the couple and starts walking in a sassy style he then snaps his head around, "Don't get strung out by the way I look! Don't judge a book by its coveeeeeer!" He flashes his electric blue eyes, "I'm not much of a man by the light of day, but by night I'm one hell of a loveeer!" 

"I'm just a sweet transvestite, yeah, from Transexual, Transylvania, ha ha." Delirious presents a giddy smile on his face, "Let me show you around, maybe play you sound," He winks, "you look like you're both pretty groovy, or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal we could take in an old Steve Reeves movie."  Brock stops Delirious's singing, "I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry!" Lauren agrees, "Right!"

"We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car,  we don't want to be any worry. "  

Delirious only continues, "Well, you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?! Well, babies, don't you panic, by the light of the night, it'll all seem alright. I'll get you a satanic mechanic!"

The man smirks, his flirty smirk, "Why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite? I could show you my favorite obsession." 

His smirk turns into a huge smile,  "I've been making a man with black hair and a tan and he's good for relieving my tension." 

Nogla and Marcel, who has the brightest pink Afro and a short yellow, poofy dress, and tight black leggings; they both put a science coat onto Delirious. "So, come up to the lab- and see what's on the slab, I see you shiver with antici-" His hypnotizing eyes pour into the small couple, "-Pation!"

Delirious and his fellow "friends"follow up the stairs, "But maybe the rain-  is really to blame- so I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom." Delirious disappears and has left Lauren and Brock alone. 

A few hours later Lauren and Brock are escorted to the lab, but they're both stripped almost naked. Nogla leaves the two and stands beside his brother/ex-lover Lui. They still work together, but nobody knows specifically why, only them two.