Hella Gay Shots

Double Valentines

"Are you sure we should schedule a double date for valentines day?" Ryland asks his boyfriend. He is too busy messaging the couple they were going to have a double date with. "Shane!" Ryland is agitated with his boyfriend.

"What's wrong with a double date?"

"Are you sure you don't want time to ourselves? I'm sure Evan and Jonathan would too."

Shane shakes his head, "Nope, Jonathan is hella for it, and Evan is okay with it too."

"He's "okay" with it."

"Come on, maybe we could foursome..." Shane's voice lowers. "SHANE!" Ryland hits his boyfriend.

A little ways downtown from Shane and Ryland is the other couple; Evan and Jonathan.

"Delirious are you sure about this date?" Evan asks, still using the nickname for his boyfriend.

"Yeah, why not?" Jonathan wonders why his boyfriend isn't so sure about this date. It'll just be him, Evan, Shane and Ryland. What's wrong with that?

"I don't know, don't you want to be alone on valentine's day?" Evan teases his boyfriend by massaging his shoulder. The sensation ends when Bynx hops onto Vanoss's lap. He purrs and rubs his head against Evan's t-shirt.

"Where are we even going?" His stomach growls at the thought of food.

"I don't know, why don't you ask Shane?"

Shane's phone buzzes again and Ryland groans, "What are we going to where?"

"Where are we even going?" Shane turns around to his love. Cheeto is on his lap and Uno is lounging on the floor below him. "We could make it into a video. Show Evan and Jonathan how to be the best vloggers." Ryland jokes at first but regrets it knowing Shane will take it seriously. "Holy shit, Taco Bell drive-thru with the splitting images of us."

"Splitting?"

"Okay, so the Jason Voorhees and Jackie Chan version of us."

"SHANE!" Ryland hits his boyfriend once again.

"We can show them our G-Wagon," Shane recommends, hoping to get Ryland to not be so bitchy about this double date. "Come on what's so bad? We haven't talked to them ever since the mall. And we've sorta stalked their social media."

"And no one on youtube can know it's H2O Delirious," Ryland warns.

"Why?"

"If you were such a good stalker, you'd know that."

"Know what?" Shane's curiosity gets the best of him.

"That he hasn't ever shown his face online."

"Oh shit, that might be a problem. Okay, he's your ex."

"SHANE!" Ryland hits his boyfriend a third time. The sound or hit, not bothering the auburn-haired man.

"We'll have to change his voice too, won't we? His subscribers will probably notice his voice."

"How are we going to change his voice? Shane... why don't we have a regular double date, without cameras? Maybe, some Instagram selfies, but that's it."

Shane rolls his eyes, "Of course, can't forget about the insta."

"But maybe we could force him into a face reveal?"

"Shane, no. We can't. We might ruin the friendship then. I'm pretty sure his 10 mil video clearly stated that he was not going to do a face reveal."

"Then how the hell do him and Evan post about their relationship? WITHOUT PICTURES." Shane gets his loud voice out.

Evan has to explain to Jonathan what he is worried about.