"Time for school, Morty!" My mom yells as I roll off my bed.
"Why do have to go? Why can't I stay and watch TV?" It's always the same. I go to school, get attacked by spitballs, get attacked by bullies, get attacked by teachers... and pretty much everything else that you can be attacked by... and yes... I do get attacked by soap. HEY! Don't judge! How do you NOT get attacked by soap? Explain that to me.
