dan and phil are best buds.
they make vids.
live together.
eat together.
sometimes even sleep together. but not in the way that you'd imagine.
you see, they are pretty famous so they are very careful. they both love each other very lots and care abt each other but don't want to jeopardise what they have.
however, one day, dan went into the kitchen and found phil eating his cereal
"pHIL" danny boi shouted
phil accidentally spilled the cereal on the floor as he spun around in surprise. "whoops. you weren't meant to see that"
"but i did. i want my cereal back phil."
"there's none left."
dan looked on the floor and saw the entire box there. he picked up the pieces and threw it at phil.
"owie daniel that hurt my mouth" phil groaned. one of the cereals hit his lip and he got a booboo
dan walked over to him and smiled and said "let me make it better" and gave him a big smooch.
they then got naked and had the sex
they did this everyday until they got old and cranky and the sex hurt their old man joints
