Elevator Music

Two Boys

Elevator dude is called Jeongguk and elevator dude likes dogs more than cats, eats ramen as if it's the only food he'll have for eighteen years.  Elevator dude- Jeongguk- is nineteen and two years younger than Taehyung but refuses to call him hyung and elevator dude Jeongguk doesn't like Taehyung's habit of counting. Elevator dude is also a dance major like Jimin and minors in business, claiming to know Jimin.

Apparently he also has selective hate towards using the word 'hyung' for his elders and the hate list unfortunately only includes Taehyung and Jimin.

He's also a Virgo and Taehyung has always sworn to finding himself a Virgo or a Taurus because he's always been kind of a hoe for astrology and he's been actively searching for a star compatible with his for months now. And here he is meeting someone who's actually threateningly good looking, has broad shoulders (almost like Seokjin does) and is a Virgo.

Compatible with Capricorn. 10/10 would recommend. 100%. He's basically made for Taehyung.

Except he's such a brat.

Taehyung's friends hear about this, Jimin's eyes wide with a mouthful of Caesar salad after the elevator had been fixed thanks to the help of Jeongguk's friend Hoseok who'd played a part by actually picking up his phone unlike any of Taehyung's 'friends'. They'd only been in there for about half an hour , anyway. In the time, Taehyung an Jeongguk had reluctantly made conversation.

Taehyung denied the weed. 

Jeongguk looked kind of relieved. He was probably lying about it anyway. Taehyung still thinks it's Valium.

Eventually, Namjoon had called back an asked to meet for lunch. Taehyung was professionally offended. Namjoon pretended that Taehyung hadn't called four times.

He still joined them for lunch, though. Seokjin was paying.

"He was hot, though?" Jimin says, finishing his salad as Taehyung finishes telling them about the nonexistent weed he denied, "Right? I mean, I've seen Jeongguk in dance. He really is hot. Like, fiery hot. Flames, bitch, burn me,"

"Bultaorune," Yoongi adds helpfully.

Taehyung shrugs, "And he's a Virgo,"

"I'm a Virgo," Namjoon points out, almost defensively but Taehyung doesn't know what for.

"Yeah but, I'm like, not sexually attracted to pancakes,"

Namjoon makes an indignant sound and Seokjin erupts in windshield like laughter.

"Did you at least get his number?" Jimin asks when Seokjin's laugh has died down because it's almost impossible to speak over that sound.

Taehyung shakes his head, "I didn't, no. Probably should've, though. I don't think he thinks we're that close en-gee-el,"

"Stop using text slang out loud, it doesn't get any endearing the more you use it," Yoongi says. He glares at Taehyung.

Seokjin laughs anyway, "Tee-bee-ech, Yoongi's right, it's actually annoying,"

Yoongi shoots him a look but doesn't say anything. Taehyung frowns, "Okay stop, we were talking about me. Don't interrupt when we talk about me. Anyway, back to me-"