Namjoon:
Nurse: Excuse me, sir, it's time to drink medicine
Namjoon: Really? *sits properly* *accidentally breaks the bed* *machine breaks* *clothes ripped*
Nurse: *faints*
Namjoon: FML
~~~
Seokjin/Jin:
Nurse: Sir, it's time for your surgery.
Seokjin: Are you kidding me? How about my face? I don't like having blood splattered all over it! Oh, and don't forget that I'm worldwide handsome! *continues explaining his beauty*
Nurse: That's it -_- *injects the vaccine*
Seokjin: *collapses into deep sleep*
Nurse: *mumbles* I'm the woman here I should be prettier than you not the other way around...
~~~
Yoongi:
Doctor: So, Mr. Yoongi, how have you been feeling recently?
Yoongi: Zzzzzzzz
Doctor: *clears throat* Mr. Yoongi, I asked you a question, please answer them so I would- *gets pillow punched in the face by him*
Yoongi: Shut up I'm trying to sleep here!
Doctor: *leaves the room without a word* *lowkey scared of him*
~~~
Hoseok:
Hoseok: *wakes up* What the-? Where am I?
Doctor: You are currently at a hospital, sir *smiles*
Hoseok: *neighs all of a sudden* *jumps around the place*
Doctor: *calls for backup* Send in help please we need to save this young man
(￣□￣;)!!
~~~
Jimin:
Nurse: I can't believe he looks so young... *stares at him*
Jimin: Excuse me miss? *accidentally flashes abs*
Nurse: *faints and nosebleeds*
~~~
Taehyung:
Nurse: Time for- what the hell?!
Taehyung: Um...hi?
(((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))
Nurse: Sir, you are supposed to be in bed resting!
Taehyung: But I am resting!
Nurse: FML -_-
~~~
Jungkook:
Jungkook: *coughs*
Jin (as visitor): OH MY GOD MY CHILD! NURSE! NURSE! MY BABY!!! \(￣□￣)\
Jungkook: Hyung I'm perfectly fine...?
Jin: No you are not! Nurse! Someone?! *continues to call for a nurse and a doctor*
