Namjoon - Who was that?
You - My ex, don't worry, I rejected him when he asked if we could get back together
Namjoon - That's my girl~
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Seokjin - Y/N, I want to ask you something...
You - Sure, about what?
Seokjin - The guy you met earlier...
You - Oh...him? He's my ex, cheated on me with a slut, anyways, don't mind him about that, I would reject him in the end anyway
Seokjin - I'm so lucky to have you!!!😘
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Yoongi - Y/N, I'm asking this once, who was that?
You - If you're talking about Sehun, then he's just someone who broke my heart in the past
Yoongi - So he's your ex?
You - You can say that, but obviously I don't give a fuck about him since I got someone already❤❤❤
Yoongi - I'm cuddling with you for the whole day, be there in 5😍😍😍
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Hoseok - Are you cheating on me? *sniffs*
You - Me? No! Of course not! Oppa, what made you think that?
Hoseok - I saw you chatting with someone earlier, you guys looked really happy...
You - Earlier? Oppa, that was only my ex, Jackson, don't remember him? We just wanna catch things up with one another, that's all
Hoseok - So, you're not cheating on me?
You - Why would I when I have you and you make me the happiest girl alive?😘😘😘
Hoseok - I love you so much❤❤❤
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Jimin - I'm jealous Y/N...
You - Why? Because my ex greeted me earlier?
Jimin - He looked like he had more muscles than me, and his body is barely similar to mine!
You - There's no reason for you to be jealous you know, he's my ex, besides, he's already got himself a girlfriend
Jimin - Remember babe, I'm yours and your mine❤❤❤
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Taehyung - *cries the whole day*
You - Oppa, what's gotten into you? Are you okay?
Taehyung - How can I be okay when your cheating on me!!!
You - Wait, me? Cheating on you? Since when did I ever do that? Oppa, no matter what I'd never do that, I love you❤
Taehyung - Then explain it, who was that guy earlier that made you laugh like there was no tomorrow?
You - That was just Vernon, okay? Even if he's my ex we still keep in contact because we don't wanna be immature and not move on
Taehyung - Okay :) Can I buy you some ice cream then? As an apology
You - I'd love to! See you in 10?
Taehyung - Sure princess~😘
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Jungkook - I'm telling you on Jin hyung
You - Wait, what did I do this time?
Jungkook - You met up with that guy without telling me😭
You - I didn't tell you because I thought your mom wanted you to help with the chores
Jungkook - Who was that guy anyways? Does he have better abs than me? Does he sing better than me? Is he stronger than me?
You - Woah, slow down Kookie, first of all, he's my ex, he's a piece of shit who just showed up randomly when I was shopping, second, I don't like him, not one bit, third, you're my baby and I'll never cheat on you❤
Jungkook - Noona~ buy me food please?
You - Be there in a few minutes!😘😘😘
