Love at first Onion Breath (Rap Monster x Shrek)

Disco Baby

Shrek unzipped his pants whenever he heard Namjoon start to rap. He inhaled deeply and stroked his member which sprung up. He had the hots for him as soon as he saw him from up on the stage. They were a dimension or two away but he would one day reach him. Shrek had been lucky enough to get help from a fairy godmother in order to impose in Namjoon's thoughts whenever, but he was starting need more. A touch, anything. 

Saliva ran down Shrek mouth as he gasped, "Thats it Kim boy," to which he heard an uncomfortable sigh. He left on his word, and decided to finish up his member. He didn't want any of his friends of Fiona to see him like this. Sweet Kim.

Fortunately no one came home for a while, and he kept himself busy, doing chores. He thought he would go visit the godmother before anyone got home. Upon arrival she peeked out sneakily, making sure no one was around. 

"Shrek."

"Button. Have you make any concoctions, that could help me get to Namjoon's dimension?" He said shortly. He didn't know how much patience he had left. 

"Fortunately I was just about to finish that up," she scooted back when Shrek walked closer. A flick of her wand and a potion came flying to her hand. She flew to a wooden counter and spit a bit into it while Shrek made himself comfortable on the chair and dug in his ear for wax. "Filthy pig," she snarled under her breath and dropped the last ingredient into the mix. The spit was just a way to secretly jab at him.

"Here, Dropple jump juice." She faked a smile and held out both hands. One for the funds and the other to hand it to him. He pulled out a bag from his back pocket which clacked with each move. She rubbed her hands together and looked inside. Shiny gold pieces attractively shined and a sly grin came on her face. She started to push Shrek out the door to his reluctance, and the push came to a shove. 

He snarled as he almost fell to the ground. He cupped the drink and ran into the forest and looked up. 

"I'm coming Kim Namjoon," he whispered excitedly and gurgled down the juice. It tastes like shit..