Love at first Onion Breath (Rap Monster x Shrek)

The Voice.

Authors note: I have to make Shrek a damned pervert. I hope you enjoy this guys.. Rofl, I have no idea what the hell I am even doing. 

================================================================================"Kim... Nam Joon.." a sultry pur came across the room.

Kim laid comfortably on his bed, and observed the room. He had been hearing a strange voice recently. In his dreams, nightmares, the bathroom, the grocery store... Everywhere his name had been whispered in this growl like sexual manner. He thought he might have been going crazy, putting the voices of the constant screams of fans in his own mind, but his brain twisting it against his will. The voice had a special charm to it despite its growl tone. 

"Why is it a guys voice, and not some cute girls!" He complained and jumped up. He was going to start his daily routine consistent of the same thing everyday. Looking in the mirror, telling himself he has achieved his dreams, and he must work harder. Picturing tons of fans screaming, the mirror became irrelevant and he had transported to his ideal day. Girls screamed, throwing themselves at him, panties flew. Just as things were starting to get good, he felt a sharp zap causing him to stray back to reality.

"I think not," The voice said unhappily.

"W..wha-?"

"You don't need them, you have me."

"WHAA.," Kim jumped back from the mirror. He Darted back to his room and locked the door. It was futile because the voice had been around no matter what room, and it was a bit aggressive today.

"Kim~," It whispered. "Stop running."

"Like hell, I considered the thought I was crazy, but I thought maybe it was a lack of sleep or something." He thought it was worth trying back.

"The only crazy you will be is for me soon, just let me in."

Ah! He grabbed his head. Fuckin hell.. This sucks.

"Rap for me, I'll never leave you alone, but I'll let you rest if you do this one thing for me."

Kim sighed with a deep frown, "Keep your word."

"I Will."

"Yo, this is god rap. I don't have any relig-" Kim was cut off by a happy moan.

"Thats it Kim boy," It said and then went silent.

Kim shook his head in disgust and decided to get dressed and head to an interior of his house where he practiced choreography. The room was lined with mirrors and at the flick of the light switch it illuminated the room. It sent shivers up his spine, it was like being on stage, but in his own personal room. 

The rest of the day went pretty smooth, no sexual voice, and no hallucinations. It looked like his insanity had kept it's promise.