꒰ 𝖓𝖚𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆 \ ʲⁱʰᵒᵒⁿ ꒱ ·˚ ༘♡

✧ 12

a  s p l i t  s e c o n d  a f t e r

"SEONHO?!" i asked at the mysterious figure.

the man jumped and his hat fell off. seonHO YOU SNEAKY BAStArd.

he quickly picked his snap back up and lowered his head. "uH, who is this seonho you speak of?" seonho asked as he made his voice deeper than it actually was.

". . .weLL GOttA luhan!" he yelled and raced out of the cafe as if he was being chased by the police.

guanlin facepalmed so hard that there was a red mark on his forehead.

"what an idiot." he muttered under his breath.

i laughed. the situation was so random, i couldn't hold it in anymore.

gradually, a smile appeared on guanlin's face. he looked so happy.

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"and then jaehwan totally messed minhyun's face with lipstick." guanlin looked towards the sky while laughing as i giggled at his funny story while we walked back to my house.

i was about to ask what happened next but i saw a motherfucker at the corner of my eye.

yes. i saw a wasp.

it buzzed towards me making me shriek, "aaAAA!" i began running in circles as the black and yellow bug followed me.

guanlin just looked confused until he finally saw the wasp as his skin went pale.

i brought my hands to my face because i swear if that thing flies into my mouth i'm filing a complaint to the police.

the boy regained his senses as he tried catching the bug's attention by making buzzing sounds.

the wasp turned to guanlin while he tried swatting it without success.

while the insect flew behind him he relaxed, probably thinking it went away. but as soon as he caught sight of it again he screamed.

"eoMMA! aaaAA!" guanlin ran away into a random street.

wow, hope he doesn't get lost.

i put my hand over my heart, "thank you for your sacrifice lai guanlin."