The Beatles Song book

Being for the benefit of Mr. Kite

   For the benefit of Mr. Kite, there will be a show tonight on trampolines. The Henderson's will all be there, Late of Pablo Fanques Fair, what a scene. Over men and hoarse's hoops and garters. Lastly through a hogshead of real fire. In this way Mr. K will challenge the world.

   The celebrated Mr. K performs his feat on Saturday at Bishopsgate. the Henderson's will dance and sing as Mr. Kite flies through the ring, don't be late. Messers. K and H assure the public their production will be second to none. And of course Henry the hoarse dances the Waltz!

   The band begins at ten to six when Mr. K performs his tricks without a sound. And Mr. H will demonstrate ten summersets of undertake on solid ground. Having been some days in preparation a splendid time is guaranteed for all. And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the Bill!