The Beatles Song book

I am the walrus

   I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly. I'm crying. Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come. Corporation t-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday, man you've been a naughty boy you let your face grow long. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, Goo goo g'joob.

   Mister sitting, policemen sitting, pretty little policemen in a row. See how they fly like Lucy in the sky see how they run. I'm crying. I'm crying. I'm crying. I'm crying. Yellow matter custard. Dripping from a dead dog's eye. Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess, boy you've been a naughty girl you let your knickers down. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, Goo goo g'joob.

   Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun, if the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, Goo goo g'joob a goo goo g'joob.

   Expert texpert chocking smokers, Don't you think the joker laughs at you. See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied. I'm crying. Semolina Pilchards, climbing up the Eiffel tower, Elementary penguins, singing Hare Krishna, man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob a goo goo g'joob. goo goo g'joob a goo goo g'joob.