Kidney Smoothie

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Recap: "Ok LETS GOO MY LITTLE MIDGETS"

"Hey we're taller than you!" Jeff argued. Gosh this boy can't take a joke. "My gosh Jeff can't you understand its a joke!?" Jeff nodded," Yes I can for your info okay?" OMYGOSH HE SOUNDED LIKE A GIRL! Hehehe. "HAHAHAHAHA you sounded like a girl!" Me and Ben said at the same time pointing a finger at Jeff. "Whateva lets just go to Eyeless Jack's room already." He mumbled.

We started walking and as in we I mean Ben and Jeff. "Are we there yet?" "No" "Are we there yet?" "No" "Are we there yet?" "NO! OKAY WERE NOT THERE YET!!" Jeff yelled at me. "Yeesh ok, did Smile bite your booty this fine morning or something?" I asked getting on his nerves more. "No and it's not even morning it's night." He said annoyed. 17 minutes later Ben, Jeff, and I were at Jacks door. "Jack get the door I need something!" I whined and yelled through the door.

In matter of seconds Jack opened the door. "Yes?" he asked politely. "Can I have 3 kidneys and 1 large bag of blood??" I asked giving him a puppy dog face. "Sure, here you go." Jack said handing me 3 kidneys (not eaten or destroyed) and a (full) big bag of blood. "THANK YOU!!" I yelled even tho he was 2 ft away from me. "YOUR WELCOME!!" he yelled back and closed his door. "Well that was interesting!" Me and Ben said at same time. We looked at each other for a second and then bursted out laughing.

"Can you Shuddup!" Hoody yelled from his room. "Well someone is on his period or puberty, whatever boys have while growing up!" I shouted confused. "Hey can we let go of you already you way so friggin much!" Jeff asked. "Hey I'm not fat!" I pouted. "I didn't say that I said you way to much." he said. "Nuhuh it's the same thing!" I argued. "Nuhuh fat is whe-OHH CAN WE JUST PUT YOU DOWN!!"He yelled obviously annoyed by me. "Fine!" I pouted. Then they both dropped me and literally dropped me. I landed flat on my face. "OWW!!" I muffled. hehehehe muffled..hhehe.

When I looked up they were gone. "Wow I have such great friends." I muttered to myself and started walking down stairs. When I was at the kitchen I went to the blender and started making my infamous smoothie: ice, one quart of blood, sugar, bananas, and my final touch, kidneys. When I started blending Jeff and Ben came into the kitchen. "Whatcha makin?" Ben asked after I blended my smoothie. "A smoothie" I answered. "What's in it?" Jeff asked. "Kidneys." I answered and drank mah drink. Mmmm good! "Eww!" they said in unison and backed away. "Your loss!" I said. "Weeeelll I'm going to bed!" I said walking upstairs. "k" I heard.

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Hello whoever is reading this welcome to so you think I can dance!!! WELL IF YOU THINK I CAN DANCE YOUR SOO WRONG!!!! XD SOWWY for not updating but Ben told me that L.J likes meee!!! EEEEEEPPP!!!! ;D

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