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Izzy's Introduction

*peppy jazz music plays in the background*

*swivels around in a chair*

*looks up from magazine*

Oh, hello!

I didn't see you there.

My name is Izzy. I'm a Scorpio. I enjoy sunsets and long walks on the beach. Here's a few things you ought to know about me. 

*music cuts*

I. have. way. too. many. fandoms. It's true. I'm buried deep in a hole with my fandoms. I'm probably in the fandom of every single contemporary Broadway show. 

I also run marathons. 

Netflix marathons. 

But anyways, the entire masterlist of all my fandoms -- which I sorted into alphabetical order-- is on my personal profile, IsabelCai.  

Now to talk about the thing you actually came here for, the writing. 

My writing style is very angsty. It's extremely angsty and dark and sad. Occasionally, I will pull myself out of my hole of doom and write a fluff, but you won't see that too often. 

I'm a very dramatic person. You may or may not have noticed that already. Even among a group of theatre actors, I was still voted the most dramatic of the bunch. I think this reflects onto my writing. I also like character deaths. Those are fun.

I also cuss casually. You have been warned. 

But yeah. That's about it. 

Well, this ending to awkward to write.

How does one end these things? 

Goodbye...?

-Iz