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Jungkook's birthday

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PrincessJin: so it's my sons birthday today 

ParkJimine: don't need to show off he's your only son 

PrincessJin: you're all my kids. 

ParkJimine: okay whatever you say 

Seagull: I think I'm too old to have birthday parties, hyung 

WrapMonster: wow, they grow up so fast 

TaeTae: if you don't want a birthday party, does that still mean we have to get you presents? 

Seagull: yes

SugaFree: well I got nothing for you, so 

ParkJimine: I didn't either, Suga! Let's go out together and get something for Jungkook! 

SugaFree: i don't care 

ImYourHope: Jungkook, just being in my presence should be a gift for you- 

ImYourHope: being in the presence of an amazing rapper like myself! 

Seagull: yeah, sure hyung 

TaeTae: don't get ahead of yourself, hobi 

WrapMonster: yeah, I'm a better rapper than you, Jhope 

ImYourHope: oh, you thought- 

WrapMonster: I know 

ImYourHope: rap battle activated! 

WrapMonster: I'm not having a petty rap battle with you, Jhope 

ImYourHope: what's that suppose to mean, huh!? 

ImYourHope: I've got rice in my veins 

ImYourHope: og rice noodle 

ImYourHope: Straight from the ching wong tung 

PrincessJin: um...okay... 

WrapMonster: what has jhope been taking? 

TaeTae: I don't know, he's been like this since last night. 

PrincessJin: well at least he's going to be energetic for Jungkook's birthday party 

Seagull: I said I don't want a birthday party, hyung 

PrincessJin: if you want presents, I'm giving you a birthday party! 

Seagull: jeez mom, why do you have to be so difficult?! 

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SugaFree: he's going through puberty 

ImYourHope: come on Tae, we have to do something 

TaeTae: do...what exactly? 

ImYourHope: you know what we have to do! COME WITH ME 

TaeTae how am I suppose to come with you, when I don't know what you're talking about Hobi... 

ImYourHope: YES YOU DO 

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TaeTae: why is he like this? 

ParkJimine: to give you a heads up, he ran out of the dorm 

TaeTae: now I have to go chasing after him- 

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SugaFree: so anyway... 

ParkJimine: what does Jungkook like, what should we even get him? 

PrincessJin: just get something pure for him. 

ParkJimine: pure? 

PrincessJin: I don't know, get him something spongebob related. 

ParkJimine: okay, come on Suga 

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SugaFree: ...annoying

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WrapMonster: so what do we do? 

PrincessJin: since all of the kids are out of the dorm you know what that means 

WrapMonster: I think I do (; 

PrincessJin: yes, that means we have to decorate the house for Jungkook's birthday. I ordered a cake from the bakery down the road, go pick it up for me will you? 

WrapMonster: ... 

Wrapmonster: I thought you were implying something else there for a second and got excited 

PrincessJin: NAMJOON IT IS OUR SONS BIRTHDAY, GET YOUR ASS DOWN TO THE BAKERY AND GET THE CAKE! 

WrapMonster: okay, okay, sorry 

PrincessJin: good (: 

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WrapMonster: ugh 

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