Alex: *looks at the questions* what the ....
Admin: you do that and I'll kick your butt.
Alex: sorry Alex. Ok here we go:
1. Yes and no
2. I kill people and terrorize the world as a creepypasta.
3. No I have a WIFE. read the book.
4. Hell yeah I do.Admin: *kicks Alex in the butt* that's all folks. Goodnight
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