A/N: I was tasked with writing a short Greek tragedy for homework in the drama class I'm taking. I did the assignment late at night, and well, this is what happens when you mix writing + late at night. Picture is not mine!!!
Prince Jason:
Cheese puffs are awesome!
Cheese puffs are cheesy!
Just like this poem!
Which is totally bad!
Cheese puffs are magical!
Cheese puffs bring joy!
Cheese puffs are wonderful!
Cheese puffs are groovy!
Cheese puffs are my life!
Cheese puffs I love!
More than my wife!
Cheese puffs are perfect!
Cheese puff:
Nooooo! I see it all crashing towards me as the ground comes at my face! It happens so slow, but yet so fast! Then, suddenly, something gets me. It's - It's - Nooooo! I have been eaten by a dog!!! Why must life be so cruel to me!!!
Prince Jason:
Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
It can't be true!
That the ground so low!
Could steal my cheese puff!!!
This can't have happened!
It must be a nightmare!
My life has darkened!
It should've been me!
That fell on the floor!
And was eaten by the dog!
The cheese puff so poor!
This is truly a tragedy!
Dog:
Master seems unhappy?
Lemme lick his face off with my cheesy tongue.
A/N Points or something to anyone who can figure out the rhyme scheme for Prince Jason's lines!!!
[September 3, 2017]
