Old McDonald Parodies...

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Was making salad with my mom. She mentioned a compost bin. This happened:

COMPOST BINNY

Compost Binny had a garden

Myanananana

And on that garden he had some worms

Myanananana

With a tomato here 

And some lettuce here

Celery here carrot there

Food food everywhere

Compost Binny had a garden

Myanananana

Then this happened shortly thereafter: 

OLD MAN RICHARD

Old Man Richard had a bank

Hohohohoho

And in that bank he had some customers

Hohohohoho

With a happy person here

And a happy person there

Happy here, happy there

Happy happy everywhere

Old Man Richard had a farm

Hohohohoho

I've been singing them for like the past hour just to annoy her. Hehehe I wish I could do the devil emoji thingy on my computer :( ... 

I feel like I shouldn't [have] published this...

Oops. Whatever...

[January 9, 2018]

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