ONE DAY - 8/29/17
BERT was walking. But snudderly the ILLUMINATI came in. MEN IN BLACK PAPERED (🕴) said "hey @bert42069CORNCROB you wanna join us?? We got watches."
BERT: WHAT. Do IIII do?
🕴: CCCLLLOOONNNEEE
BERT: Corn?
🕴: MOLAH FOR ZE CORN.
BERT: I'm in........ @MenInBlackUNTRUSTW0RTHY
BERT: my business went under after I was sued for burning tubas instead of my bees. So @BARBRA0p3rA took over making it BARBRAS BERTS.
🕴: I feel u bro.
BERT: ATTACK BARBRA.
🕴: Yee
@BARBRA0p3rA joined the chat
BARB: KEEP YOUR PRETEND PIKACHU PERSIANS UNDER CONTROL. THEYRE POOPING IN MY YARD.
🕴: well that's unfortunate call our coustoner service at (666)MEN-BLAC
BARB: and tell your boss who can't catch any catch anything but PERSUAND AN MEATON TO JUST GO AND BEE THE MOUNTIAN
@BARBRA0p3rA left the chat
🕴: BACK ON TOPIC.
BERT: LETS CLINE
@ANGRYw00000mAn76 joined the chat.
BERT: EX
ANG: WHA
BERT:YOU
ANG:KILLL
🕴:...
ANG: SENS THE PERSUAND.
@SeNsShiBEsNes joined the chat.
SENS:sure.
BERT: SCREMS IN TRRROR
🕴:Don't worry we got clones. MY PRETTY.
@bert42069CORNCROB left the chat.
ANG: good. I KILL like WICKAD WITCB OF FOOTBALL FEILD. MY IDOOOL.
SENS: are we ILLUMINATI. CAUSE WE NEED SPEAK FOR THE TREES. I KNOW THE TRRRS PAIN. WE MIST RELEASE THE TREE
@GIOVANNI LOVE MEEOYH. joined the chat.
🗿: to be continued...
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