SLIDE INTO MY DM'S -- N.JIN ✔️

Chapter 31

BTS [Boys That Suck(and swallow)]

@/kimeatjinnie:

This is what ur fans keep spamming me with
BUT U LOOK HAWT SO I AINT VOMPLAINING💦👅
Cumplaining*

@/gucci.v.tae:
THAS MY PAPI YALL
HE CAN CHOKE ME, RUN ME OVER WITH HIS CAR, STAB ME BUT ID SAY THANKS

@/jiminiepabo:
Yoongi who I only know Hoseok o.o

@/dimplemonie_raps:
Holy- wait there's nothing holy about this

@/jung_hoesuck:
Jin hyunggg you can't expose me like that

@/minagustd:
Stfu we all know you low-key love it ya thot we dumb?

@/kimeatjinnie:
I SEE WHAT U DID THERW BAHAHAHA

@/jung_hoesuck:
Djfhdjsjwk yall know me too well ;)

@/jiminiepabo:
Yoongs when r u coming jin hyung sent food

@/minagustd:
iM ON MY WAY OPEN THE DOOR

@/kimeatjinnie:
Smh fatass ya didn't even say thanks

@/jiminiepabo:
OMG I FORGOT TO TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING

@/kimeatjinnie:
Wot

@/gucci.v.tae:
^^

@/dimplemonie_raps:
^^^

@/jung_hoesuck:
^^^^

@/jiminiepabo:
🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
anyways, idk for sure but(t) chan's got himself a new boi👀

@/minagustd:
Chan who

@/jiminiepabo:
Chanyeol duh-
EXCOOS ME MISTER ARE YOU TEXTING WHILE DRIVING

@/minagustd:
....no

@/kimeatjinnie:
Wait wot
No way
Who???

@/jiminiepabo:
LIES LIES [*cue caught in a lie comments*]
I think his name is Bacon?
BAEKHYUN****

@/dimplemonie_raps:
That's great omg we are finally free from his nastiness yAY
BUT why are you so curious jin?

@/kimeatjinnie:
Um bc no one is supposed to be over handsomeness like mine? Isn't it obvio??

@/minagustd:
🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@/gucci.v.tae:
Oml🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@/dimplemonie_raps:
That's a relief

@/jiminiepabo:
YOONGI ARE YOU STILL DRIVING AND TEXTING
YOU GET NO FOOD

@/minagustd:
Nuu babe not the food

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Guess who is back from ze dead
The book is bouta end soon :)
Dw I have like 5 books in my drafts but I'm too lazy to write them but I've got plots up my sleeve ;)
But wait...
DID YALL SEE SERENDIPITY IM SHOOK SO SHOOK SOMEONE FUCKINH HELP ME SAVE ME SKFNDJSK "touch me now" SKNDDJS YES OKAY BABE

Me WVERY FUCKING DAY^

~Mal