So, I meant to tell this story the other day but I forgot.
We just got done writing essays. A lot of the students didn't put their name on them, so the teacher was reading the essay off and the student it belonged to would claim them.
The teacher picked up a essay and said. "...Alright. This one says "Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed." Who does this belong to?"
I started laughing. So hard. The fact it was put in for a GRADE is what gets me.
Nobody claimed it. I wish I knew who did that.
Whoever it was has my total respect.