'Fantastic. I will go upstairs and fill this with my dignity'
'Oh God, Aria, will you wake up? This is exactly the kind of deer-in-the-headlights behavior that almost got you shot in the back of a nightclub'
'Her handwriting is so sloppy it's like doing Mad Libs in reverse'
'Mom, I am not a sofa!'
'The cat plays with the mouse before she actually eats it'
'You gotta love the Hastings. I just get released from a mental hospital, and they welcome my friends with tea and crumpets'
'You know how I feel about hope. It breeds eternal misery'
'She wanted to break me so she could put me back together like her own Humpty-Dumpty'
'They don't make a loofah that scraps out the inside of your head'
'You need to stop thinking about Toby as the person that you thought you knew and start looking at him for who he really is'
