'Sometimes lies are more interesting than the truth'
'Friends share secrets. That's what keeps us close'
'Oh honey, you didn't even know me when you knew me'
'Shy in the streets, sexy in the sheets'
'The boy next door gets off on watching all the girls next door'
'Two can only keep a secret if one of them is dead'
'You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie'
'A kiss is a kiss. I like boys. Trust me, if I'm kissing you, it's because it's practice for the real thing'
'It's immortality, my darlings'
'You're always better off with a really good lie'
