Master Of Disguise...

New Home... With A Catch

Three hours later we arrived at a house I had never seen before. Confused I turned to my dad, as I saw my favourite car parked in front of us,in the driveway.His eyes flashed mischieviously and told me to get out.I rushed out to inspect the car. I heard a rattle of keys;just as they flew through the air, near me, I snatched them, without stopping to look. "Welcome to your new estate my li'l Chameleon.Once uncle Johnny found out about you hacking into MY computer, and then into the MI6 academy, acceptance list, and then attending and graduating ahead of everyone else, I decided to buy you suitable rewards.Here they are.Welcome to casa chameleon and that there is your new baby." he stated indicating to the car."The keys are for the house and car.Go on ahead and take a look." I was off before he finished.Racing up the steps I heard a bark and then a animalistic wail from inside.Curious, I opened the door,only to fall backwards,as a mound of fur hurtled towards me.I felt a wet substance on my face and looked up.Oh what d'ya know? The ball had a head! Hahaha I got a puppy!Awwww it was a rottweiler pup! soooo Cute! Most people can't understand why I like rottweilers and think their aggressive animals.Their not; it's just the way their particular owners have raised and trained them.So don't hate the rottweiler puppy.Haters will be sued! I looked at his collar and found a note.Here's what it said...

Well my little chameleon I see you got home safe and sound.Dillan is still nursing his ego back to health, after you thrashed him those 3 or 4 times. Atta girl, he should know by now, that I only train the best and that when I let them go, they are as good as me or better,in rare cases.You my neice are unstoppable and are the latter.You surpassed me, by a very long stretch! I saw this little guy in the window of the pet store, the one around the corner from the training ground.I thought he would be a companion for you, as you seem to avoid boys as more than friends.eh? It could get quite lonely up in casa chameleon, so this little guy should keep you warm and safe...HA! who am I kidding? You don't need anyone to keep you safe! Good luck my li'l assasain-especially with your father's catch for having the house.I tried to stop him so do not blame me! Oh I almost forgot- the little guy's name is Ralph.

love uncle Ray x

Huh?What catch? I must have thought aloud as I heard my brother Eric whisper "The one where Dad says you have to come to school with us for senior year." I froze."WHAT!?" I screamed,panicing.Then, I realised.If I went back, I could learn how to act normal around strangers.Think of it like an intel gathering mission Chameleon.Come on. "OH HELL YESSSSS! LET'S SHOW THOSE B***** WHOSE BOSS"I laughed at Eric who just stood there watching my reaction, completely shocked.My dad strolled in whistling.He froze as he saw the letter in my hands,me laughing and Eric looking complety confused and slightly irked.12 minutes later,when I finally finished laughing,I turned to my still frozen father and asked him if I was really going to school for my senior year.When you think about it,it was really pointless I already had my diploma and had skipped 3 years worth of school.Plus,it was only 2 terms left of senior year.Stupid really. Wordlessly my dad nodded in confirmation,looking kind of guilty.Hahaha...Serves him right! He should have told me first. I grinned like the chesire cat off Alice in Wonderland.Oooh You just got to love that cat! I turned to Eric,still grinning.He grinned back at me-finally catching on to where my thoughts had headed. "1,2,3,4 who the hells gonna close that door!?" We both shouted at the same time.Laughing I remembered the last time Eric,Lee and I had been at school.I had been the victims of bullies yes-that didn't mean I had been a nerd though,far from it.I had been the prankster and sportiest,but smartest girl at school...

______________________________FLASHBACK TO DAY BEFORE I LEFT___________________________________

"OMG this is going to be epic!" Eric told me,as he set up the buckets. "It will be the best prank ever sis!"

"hahaha I'm imagining their faces as they go into the changing room stalls!" Lee spluttered,between laughs."but if we get caught I am so blaming Eric." he said smirking; back to his cocky,brooding manner. "Yep.You know it Eric.I want to leave with a bang and a splash on revenge for all my bullies.Lee I am so with you,on the blaming thing that is." I whispered to them. It was morning tutor and we had snuck out to plan my leaving prank.Both my elder brothers knew about my application and acceptance MI6 academy and had decided that I should leave with a bang.Literally! Our plan was simple:

All the cheerleeders and Football players had practise before and during tutor they came in to Shower and change.Whilst they were outside we had snuck in with buckets full of fake tan a bright tangerine colour-like the one from the film Bride wars.Anyway we attached them to the tops of the changing stalls of the cheerleaders who bullied me and when they pulled across the curtain the buckets would drop onto their heads coating them in the fake tan.Even better was it would look even worse because none of them had a tan(we live in England people!I mean hello!Who has a real tan?) and it wouldnt coat all of their body-probably their torso's and above,but anything beneath would be patchy! Hahaha they would be covered in bright orange patches.It was also quick drying and waterproof.Ahh th joy! We waited open mouthed as they walked in giggling.They walked each to their changing stalls and we heard the whoosh of curtains and screams.The deputy cheer captain-my worst enemy stepped out of her changing stall with smoke coming out of her ears-not really it was fake tan! hahahahahaha we couldn't stop laughing.Ahh even when they bitch slapped us and kicked us we kept laughing.Even still when we were sat at the principles desk,we still couldn't stop.It didn't really matter though-I had realised weeks ago our principle was one of my sisters boyfriends brother.He was supposed to look out for us.Ahh lordie my sister really knew how to wound an ego...

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Ahh.Good times.Good times.Now I was going back with my brothers and it would be senior year.The supposedly magical and special year.It had Prom, graduation,graduation after parties,the scrap book.Yeah it's amazing...Wait no it really isn't.Because let's remember the exams that make or break your future and of course the drama with the prom and the stress and of course the "leaving tears." Oh yeah senior year is THE best.This was going to be fun though because I was back with my brothers and ready to take back the school.My younger brothers all took after me in the sense of athletisme and pranks.However unlike I had they set up a camera to watch their pranks unfold instead of waiting in the vicinity of them.They liked to conceal their expertise from the teachers,whereas I had enjoyed watching teachers and victims alike, fume over my pranks.Well then let the games begin. "Tour time Camelea!" my family called.Ewww who used my actual name!? I hate it. Camelea ew it sounds like a disease.But hey A tour eh? Did not see that coming!Lets go!