"DUDE!!" Jack said as ran towards Damian's locker, "THERES GONNA BE A WICKED PARTY TONIGHT!"
"Cool!" Damian said as he got his diary, "Who's hosting it?"
"Kayl-" Jack was saying until Damian stopped him.
"Sorry, Dad forbided me to go to ANY party that's hosted by that bitch.." Damain closed his locker and walked to the front of the school.
When Damian got home.. he walked through the grand hall and to his dad's throne room. "Hey Pops!" Damain said as he walked in.
"Yes buddy?" Satan said as he hushed Styx.
"Can... I throw a party?"
"Sorry, but no.. we don't want the house trashed like last time..." Satan said, "but you can invite a friend over.."
"Sure." Damian said as he went to the house and into his room to invite Elijah over.
Elijah came over a hour later and sat on the couch, as he felt the warm leather on his scales, Damian called him up too his room.
"So..." Elijah said as he sat on the bed and brought out his 3Ds, "wanna play some Mario Kart?"
"Well.." Damain said as he took off his socks, "I had a DIFFERENT game in mind.." as he looked at Elijah..
A few minutes later, Satan came into the room. "Hey bud.." he said as he walked in, "It's dinner t-" Satan said as he looked up from his phone to see Elijah on top of Damian.
They both looked at the door, "D-DAD!" Damian said as he got up, "I-I SWEAR-"
Satan walked out and snickered. Damian, now fully clothed, sat on the bed in embarssment.
"Shiiiit.." Elijah said as he put his shirt on, "Can I still stay over or...."
"Yeah.." Damain said as he went downstairs to get some dinner.
"I'm soooo sorry folks.." Satan said as he put food on the table, "I should've knocked.. I just didn't know you would have sex-"
"DAD!" Damian said as he looked up from his dinner.
"Reminds me of the time I yanked his blankwt to wake him up and he was n-"
"DAD!!!" Damain said louder this time, and his Dad quickly saw that tentacles where growing out of his back, "STOP EMARSSING M-"
"STOP YELLING AT HIM YOU FUCKING WHINER!" Elijah said as he slapped the back of Damian's head, "GOD! He was just joking around you bitch!" Elijah said as he countined to eat his dinner. Damian was rubbing the back of his head until Elijah said "Oh stop... It didn't leave a mar-" Elijah said as he pulled away Damian's hand to reveile a bruse, "Y-Yeah! There isnt a mark at all!"
They finished there meal and Elijah went home. Damian just sat at the table until Satan came over to pick him up and put him to bed... it was a long day after all.
