"Hey daddy!" Damian said as he walked in, throwing his wet towel on the coak rack "I'm baaaaaack!"
"Hey! How did it go?" Satan asking as he sat on the couch, "Did you invite anyone over?"
"Ummm..." Damian said as he was thinking, who did he invite again? "Oh yeah! Jack's coming over. His mom and step-dad said it was cool!" He said as he went to his room to change.
"I'm back guys!" he said to his stuffed animals/demons as he entered his room. "Um.. do you mind?" he said as he turned his plushes around to face the oppsite direction as he was changing into his PJ bottoms and threw his trunks in the dirty clothes bin. "Ok, you can turn around now!" He said as he turned his plushies towards him.
"Hey wanna hear a song!" Damian said as he got his white-and-red banjo and sat down on his bed and started to play "I am the Warlus" by the Beatles. "and now I'll play 'Sucide is Painless-"
"DAMIAN!! JACK IS HERE!!" Satan yelled from the front door.
"COMING! See ya'll in a bit!" Damian said as he put away his banjo and ran downstairs "Sup cuz!"
"Sup Ma- AH!" Jack said as he shook Damian's hand and got shooked by a buzzer in Damian's hand. Damian laughs and puts the buzzer in his pocket. "Ah.. So what you have in store for me today? Drowning? Pushing me out your window? Stabbi-"
"WHAT?!" Damian exclaims, "No! I just wanted you to.. you know... come over.."
"Oh!" Jack says surprised "Sorry for assuming.. board game?" He says as he holds up a Monoply board game, Damian's faverate board game of all time.
"... I CALL DIBS ON CAR!" Damian says as he takes the game and runs upstairs.
"Damn!" Jack says as he walks upstairs. "Guess I'll be dog.."
"So.." Jack says as he steps on "GO TO JAIL" for the 3rd time. "Why didn't you wanna 'kill' me today?"
"Beacuse..." Damian says as he picks up 2 100 dollar bills. "you don't have bad luck anymore, so there isn't a point to tease you anymore"
"Jee, thanks.." Jack says as he rolls a 6 and moves foward, "Oh, Free Parking! Also.." Jacks was saying when he was counting his money "I heard Kayla has been butt-hurt lately.."
"Oh yeah.. she drowned today trying to drown ME.. karma!" Damian said as he picked up a house. "but she'll turn into a egg and she'll be fine!"
"Oh.. you don't know about death on real people..." Jack said.
"What? She be fine tomarrow! She'll regen!"
"Look.." Jack saying, sheading a tear, "When a non-demon dies, they don't come back... or regen..."
"W-what?" Damian says, dropping his dice in shock, "They... don't?"
"I know! It's confusing if you never seen a mortal die..." Jack pushes his piece away and sits next to Damian. "My dad.. my ORINAGAL dad.. died in a car wreck.. and he never came back... good thing a have a step-dad!.. bud?" Jack looks on his shoulder to see Damian cry.
"Y-you mean.. she's gone? forever?!" Damian said, crying a bit harder.
"Yeah, she was a Christan.. and she forgave all her sin before she died, so she might be in heaven right now.. in my opion she should be in Hell.." Jack says as he puts Damian's head on his shoulder and lets him cry, "You wanna still play?"
"*sniff* no.." Damian said as he put his car and money away.
"Ok sure," Jack said as he put it away and brought out Damian's banjo. "Can you play a song? It might cheer you up.."
"Yeah sure.." Damian said as he got up, took his banjo and sat on his bed and started to play Daft Punk's "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" "Wanna hear another song?"
"Uh.. what else you got?" Jack replied as he snapped out of his daydream.
"Um... Uh..." Damian says he starts to cry a bit. Jack gets up and sits next to him.
"How about... 'Other Side of Paradise' by Glass Ani...mals.." Jack was saying until he saw Damian, fast asleep on his shoulder, then Jack fell asleep too...
"WAKE UP YOU TWO!!" Styx says as he slams the door. Jack and Damian wake up and walk downstairs. They sit on the island.
"Hey Daddy.." Damian says sleepy. "What are we having?"
"Umm.. I don't know.. today YOU cook for us! Today's your day too co-" When Satan said that Damian shot up and went towards the fridge and took out some stuff.
"You guys wait on the couch while I make dinner!" Damian said as he put stuff on the stove and started cooking.
"So.. I brought Kayla back from the dead... *sigh* I didn't want to do it.. but Damian seemed sa-" Just as Satan was saying that.. Kayla bust thru the door.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Kayla went stright to the living room, "WHY DID YOU DROWN ME FAG?!" Kayla was steaming mad.
"I knew what you we're doing.. so I took cation and dr-" Satan was saying until Damian heard Kayla and came into the living room.
"*gasp* Jack you liar! People do come back!" Damain said in a I-told-you-so voice as Jack facepalmed. Kayla saw that he was in his maid uniform and laughed at him.
"What is that?! THAT'S SO DUMB! HAHAHA!" Kayla said as Damian got a hot wave of embarssment. "I MEAN.. LOOK AT THIS L-" Kayla was saying until Damain drove a knife thru her stomach in pure rage. He pulled it out, and blood poured out of her mid-section and she started to bleed from her mouth. She fell onto the floor. Kayla died.. again.
"I LIKE THIS DRESS.. OK?! YOU FUCKING BITCH!!" Damian screamed as he went back into the kitchen to contuine the dinner.
"... Damn.." Jack said as he looked at the dead body laying cold and lifeless on the floor, blood and guts everwhere.
"Dinner's ready!" Damian said as he walked out with a salad for Satan, fries with grilled cheese sandwich for Jack, and extra spicy ribs for Damian.
"Mmm... I never knew he made food THIS good!" Jack said as he bit into the sandwich.
"He makes them better than that sometimes!" Satan said as he dug into his salad.
Damain put down his ribs, picked up Kayla, and sewed her stomach up. He was bringing her upstairs until his dad stoped him.
"Bud.. were you taking her?" Satan asked as he got up and put his plate in the sink.
"The guest room so she can heal faster!" Damian said as he rushed up the steps and walked into the guest room.
"*sigh* Even tho you're a big dick, I still care.." Damian said as he tucked her in, "Goodnight, get healed soon!"
