dirty pick up line he used on you

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Elton;
You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.

Colby;
Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!

Sam;
I'll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!

Corey;
I named my dick "the truth" cause bitches can't handle it!

Aaron;
You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.

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