y/ig/n: your instagram name
y/bff/n: your best friends name
Elton;
'i'm third wheeling... on my own date??'
Colby;
'my favorite underage drunks💙'
Sam;
'they're a fucking Sam & Colby knockoff🙄'
Corey;
'ugly and uglier💗'
Aaron;
'hey @y/ig/n i think someone ate y/bff/n shirt🤦🏼♂️'
