Random Rants No One Cares About

Spring Cleaning and Spell Check

Spring Cleaning:

Why is there spring cleaning when we could just keep the house clean all year long? That way, we would not have to work all day for a few days just to mess up the rest of the year. Spring cleaning is a viscous cycle.

We did spring cleaning today and we totally rearranged the living room. Lifting all of that heavy furniture is not fun; it is the opposite of fun. I think Sasuke Uchiha would like it solely for that reason.

Spell Check:

I hate spell check. I was texting my friend that I found out ho to turn off spell check. It did not work; I sent "I fined out how to tureen of spiel chock," instead of "I found out how to turn off spell check." It was pretty funny getting " What the heck does that mean?" in reply.

On another note, above when I typed viscous, it changed it to viscount. WHERE THE HECK DOES A VISCOUNT RANK IN COMPARISON TO AN EARL?!?! I only know it is an English nobleman from Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji. Lolol! If you have funny stories of spell check, I would love to hear them. Also, if you search 'smartphoned' on Google images, there are some funny conversations on there.