mama bear mode

chapter 1

M- morgan T-tiffnay C-clicker (me)

C"morgan please dont hurt him you know I like him a lot"

M" does it look like i give a fuck? no i dont"

C" but why"

M"because he fucking hurt you clicker"

For those of you wondering Morgan has long brown hair and shes short,she is basically the "mama" of me and our best friend Tiffany. shes the how do you say stupid one nicely, wait no shes the one who acts stiupid. for example she falls up AND down stairs, she also opens the wrong locker at school. although Tiffany can be stupid at times but she can be i said can be smart AT TIMES. Tiffany has reddish brown hair but i swear she was born a blonde Tiffanys the tall one of the three of us. im Clicker by the way, i have blonde hair,kinda tall.

T"Clicker, you know we hate Budha"

C"Tiffany shut up you could help me here!!"

T" NO you know how she is im not stupid"

C"sure you arent"

T"hey!!"

Me and Morgan bust out laughing.

T"you guys are so mean"

C"psh you know you loves us"

T" thats questionable"

M"tiffany Marie you know its not!!"

C"Morgan calm down"

M "hell no im gonna kill him"

C "okay what about Austin why dont you just scare the living fuck out of him, you know i like him"

M" yea ill do that next"

C "ugh!!!!!"

T "look there he is"

C " son of a bitch"

M" thank you Tiffany"

C "damn it tiffany

Five minutes later Morgan walks out of the ally.

C" what did you do"

M"dont worry hes not dead yet but he thinks he got robbed so its all good"

C" is he gonna live or no"

M" probably not"

C" good"

T "to austins house"

15 minutes later they arrive at Austins house.

AM- austins mom A- austin

T"clicker go knock on the door now"

C "you guys better love me"

*knock knock knock*

A " mom ill get it"

i started laughing i had tears rolling down my face.

A" ohh , katie i umm hi"

C" hi, so me and my friends wanna know if you can hang out with us for a little please"

AM "hi hunny whats your name?"

C" im katie a friend of Austin's from school"

AM" ohh katie, Austin is this the girl youre always talking about?"

A"mom!!!!!"

AM" well im glad i finally get to put a face to your name katie."

C "mrs.zwoll i was umm wondering if Austin could hang out with me and my two best friends?"

AM" sweetie no one but my mother-in-law calls me mrs. zwoll, please call me hannah"

C"um okay"

H" yes Austin can go hang out with you three maybe he will stop moping around the house because he misses you"

A"mom!!!!!!"

i couldnt hold back my laughter anymore, i started laughing again.

C" so maybe someone does like me unlike he says"

H"he says he doesnt like you, ohh you should see how much he talks about you , and how hes constantly trying to text you but he chickens out"

i start laughing harder.

A" mom you can go back to making the pie now!!!"

C" it was nice to meet you hannah. come on Austin"

T" why is his face so red"

C" his mom just told me how much he likes me with him standing right there"

M & T " awe!! he likes you"

A" why did she agree to it"

C" because your mom loves me and is tired of hearing you complain about not having big enough balls to text me and how youre moping around the house missing me so deal with it"

M" hello Austin"

C" oh shit your gonna get it"

A" wait how do you know"

C" shes being super sweet to you your so in for it"

M" shut uo clicker its mine and Austins turn to speak! so Austin hows life?"

me and tiffany started laughing

M" girls"

A" god your like a mom"

M" ohh good youre catching on now if you hurt her i swear i will find you and i will kill you"