"tim you are in trouble" his dad would say "but I love shrek!11!!" little tim tim would yell "shrek is gay..!111!" his abusive dad would scream, slams door. "ugh I just hope that my dad would find out my addiction about shrek" tim would stare at his shrek figure "shrek please come alive." shrek would fly through the window "why hello little child" shrek would whisper in his ear "ready for some tickle tickle?" shrek would say "no shrek plz no" tim would say to shrek "no one cares, get ready" shrek would thrust against him "NO PLS STOP SHREK SHREK NOOOOOOO" tim would yell "OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS" shrek would yell in his ear while making a psycho face "tim what are you doing?!111!?" his dad would budge in "AHAAAAAAAA AN INTRUDER" shrek would yell and go flying out of the door "thank you daddio" tim would say "your welcome child :)" dad would secretly dressed as donkey "DONKEY?111!!!?" "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY DADA?" tim would get freaked out "plan b always works ;)" donkey would strip tim down "no pls donkey stop" "do you have any waffles?" donkey would ask him "no i dont" tims mom would come budging in through the door "TIMES UP YA NIGGER" she would shoot donkey in the head while having a cigar in the mouth "thank you mama" tim would say excited "no problem child" his mom would secretly be Princess Fiona "O_O"
To be Continued
Remember
OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS
