I Am Trunks Briefs (With a Roast from Zaydon

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Zaydon: *clearing his throat* What I'm gonna say is gonna make you mad

That's why your rap style is so fucking bad

You wonder why I'm gonna take your place

'Cause Krillin and I are throwing senzu beans up in your face

'Cause Krillin and I are throwing senzu beans up in your face

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When I first met you, I said " He looks alright"

But as a kid, he can't fight

Now his swag, it looks so cool

But his boots, it makes him look like a fool

I'm gonna take my stuff and go to my mission

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I'm gonna take my stuff and go to my mission

And also, you have to get your daddy's permission

When I'm gone, you won't hear from me till May

Trunks: Wait, Why?

Zaydon: 'Cause I'm at the Cell games and give Cella my large dende!

Zaydon: 'Cause I'm at the Cell games and give Cella my large dende!

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Zaydon: When I was with you, you would complain

Because I would destroy like my homeboy, Bane!

I'm gonna show a new attack, boy

It's called the Ultimate Roasting Boi

It's called the Ultimate Roasting Boi

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I'm gonna say that I will comeback

Because I will bring my side-hoe named Zayda Black!

That's why I'm taking your crown

And became the new ruler of the Roasttown!

You are Trunks Briefs, you have disrespected your father's place

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You are Trunks Briefs, you have disrespected your father's place

And also on your own family Saiyan race.

Now, I'm taking my leave and this is goodbye

Since you've been roasted, I hope your mixtapes would die!

*Zaydon leaves as Trunks was on fire*

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