PandoraHearts Chat Room

GOOOOOOD SHIT

A/N: Hello, everyone! I saw some amazing text/chat room fics all across Wattpad and thought they were hilarious. I couldn't find any for PandoraHearts, so I decided to make one! ;u;

I'm not going to tell you guys whose screen name is whose, because you'll be able to figure it out. Besides, the characters call each other by their real names in the chats due to the fact that they already know each other. 

Lastly, the characters are not going to be using the Japanese honorifics or phrases to refer to one another, as this is supposed to take place in some strange modern AU. PandoraHearts isn't placed anywhere in the real world anyway, so it wasn't in Japan to begin with. And since I'm not Japanese, I'm not going to use the Japanese honorifics or phrases in this story, although I do in others.

WARNINGS FOR: excessive cursing, terrible humor, insane amounts of Ozbert and Gilbert denying he's gay (even though he is), memes, and edginess. XD

Enjoy! :D

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Chat Room: Pandora Squad~

Created by MyMilkshake 

Includes MyMilkshake, TheQueen, BadassCarnivore, RavenCondemned, LifeIsBS^-^, Lunettes

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MyMilkshake has logged on

Lunettes has logged on

MyMilkshake: Hey y'all how's ur day 

Lunettes: It could have been better, considering SOMEBODY didn't finish his paperwork on time and I had do it for him. 

MyMilkshake: Hehe~ 

Lunettes: Honestly, Break, I'm shocked you haven't been fired yet. Pandora is a big organization, you know. Eventually they're going to fire you if you never do your work. 

MyMilkshake: Ohhh, yes, I don't doubt it. And nobody will fire you, Reim, because you're the valiant soul that does all my work ;w; 

Lunettes: ...I wouldn't have to if you actually DID YOUR WORK YOURSELF! 

TheQueen has logged on

TheQueen: Now, now, let's not get into an argument here. I've already had a bad day, and I don't need either of you adding to it...

MyMilkshake: This isn't an argument, this is obviously a friendly debate. Oh, and Reim, don't you think it's a bit unsafe to use your last name as a screen name? 

Lunettes: No, Break, I'm not an idiot like you. I hope you know that "lunettes" means "glasses" in French? Nobody will suspect this is actually my last name in real life. 

MyMilkshake: I'm messing with you, stop being so stern~! D: 

MyMilkshake: Anyway, Sharon...I'm sure I've found something that will cheer you up! ;)

TheQueen: Oh no, what is it. 

Lunettes: Break, watch yourself...

MyMilkshake: I came across this meme earlier and couldn't help thinking that it PERFECTLY describes our good old Gilbert whenever he sees Oz ;DD: 

RavenCondemned has logged on

MyMilkshake: Uh-oh :( 

RavenCondemned: FUCK YOU 

RavenCondemned: I WILL LITERALLY COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND SLIT YOUR THROAT WITH A POCKET KNIFE 

MyMilkshake: You're just mad because it's true 

LifeIsBS^-^ has logged on 

MyMilkshake: ...Double uh-oh

RavenCondemned: Break, you're dead. 

LifeIsBS^-^: ...Wtf 

LifeIsBS^-^: Gil??? Is this what goes through your head when you see me, wth 

RavenCondemned has logged off 

LifeIsBS^-^: ...

TheQueen: ...Well.

Lunettes: ...See what you've done? 

MyMilkshake: :)