Chat Room: E D G Y + One
Created by LifeIsBS^-^
Includes LifeIsBS^-^, RavenCondemned, BadassCarnivore
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LifeIsBS^-^ has logged on
LifeIsBS^-^: Yo fam/squad/bitches what's happening
BadassCarnivore has logged on
BadassCarnivore: I'm not ur bitch, u bitch, I'm not anyone's bitch
BadassCarnivore: Everyone is MY bitch
RavenCondemned has logged on
RavenCondemned: Lmfao you wish, kys
LifeIsBS^-^: Gil, that isn't nice! D:
RavenCondemned: That was the point
BadassCarnivore: Wait lemme try that again
BadassCarnivore: Oz, I'm not ur bitch
BadassCarnivore: Raven is.
RavenCondemned: Fuck you
LifeIsBS^-^: Lmao Alice
BadassCarnivore: I like how u think I'm kidding
LifeIsBS^-^: You're not kidding?
LifeIsBS^-^: ????
RavenCondemned: Don't listen to her, she never got a proper education and thus has no functioning brain cells
BadassCarnivore: ...I GO 2 THE SCHOOL U WORK AT, DUMBASS, which is already fucking weird btw
RavenCondemned: O shit I didn't think of that
LifeIsBS^-^: Gil you're so stuuuuupid :) but I love you
RavenCondemned: I love you too no homo
BadassCarnivore: "No homo"
LifeIsBS^-^: Exactly how much do you love me, Gil? Hehe
RavenCondemned: Are you suggesting something...?
RavenCondemned: Because I love you in a completely heterosexual way
BadassCarnivore: I think I just peed a little from laughing so hard
BadassCarnivore: And Oz, 2 answer ur question, he loves u enough 2 let you get away with all the shit u pull at school while he fucking tattles on everyone else
BadassCarnivore: LIKE ME
RavenCondemned: I treat all my students equally!!!!
LifeIsBS^-^: One time I threw my water bottle and you started yelling at Alice even though you knew it was me and so did everyone else
RavenCondemned: I'M STILL A HUMAN OKAY MY EMOTIONS GET IN THE WAY EVEN THOUGH I'M A TEACHER
BadassCarnivore: Pffft the other teachers r still human and I bet they don't daydream about fucking Oz
RavenCondemned: Next time I see you in person I'm going to tell everyone you need to talk to me in the hall, then bring you up to the highest floor of the school and throw you out the window
LifeIsBS^-^: ...You daydream about fucking me?
RavenCondemned: No of course not, that's disgusting, you're my student and you're nine years younger than me!
BadassCarnivore: He's lying
BadassCarnivore: This is literally him whenever he sees u
LifeIsBS^-^: What the actual fuck was that, Alice
BadassCarnivore: It's Raven. Whenever he sees u.
BadassCarnivore: Did I fucking stutter?
RavenCondemned: YOU TOO?! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
LifeIsBS^-^: And you didn't tell me about her? :OOOO I'm offended
BadassCarnivore: Don't u get it, he never told u about her because she only exists 2 affirm his nonexistent heterosexuality
RavenCondemned: Fine, you caught me, I don't have a girlfriend, BUT I DON'T LIKE OZ THAT WAY!!
BadassCarnivore: I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD I CHOKED ON THE MEAT I'M EATING
LifeIsBS^-^: Gil, are you keeping something from me? >^<
RavenCondemned: Nope, nothing at all, everyone is lying
LifeIsBS^-^: Pff no
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